6 November 2007

An Interview with Gabe

Posted by Greig under: Asides; Humour; Updates .

My friend wanted me to dictate.

Gabe: “Oh weird, the clouds are moving north - it should be warmer out there. What’s something that’s awesome? What’s something that’s not only awesome, but bodacious? Time lapse photography is awesome. Are you writing that? Oh, man. Wait… wait…

Chinese Doctors, who were trained in Mexico. Does that make any sense? My sister went to see one. Quinpool road. Are you writing everything? Everything? Even yourself?

My sister went to see a Doctor on Quinpool road. This doctor claimed she was trained in Chinese medicine but she was actually trained in Mexico. So is she really an oriental doctor? Is she specialized in oriental medicine. How does this work? Because she’s trained in Mexico. How could she possibly be what she claims she is? I think she’s a fraud.

And.. oh. yeah. On December 21st,. the shortest day of the year we’re going to get durnk, and celebrate because it is the shortest day of the year. It’s when the Earth stops going away from the sun and starts traveling towards it. That really doesn’t make any sense at all because it’s going in a circle. ACcually, that makes sense…. but you can’t say it like that.”

Me: “Anything else you’d like to say to the internet? ”

Gabe: “My new website is friedwithcare.com “