23 December 2006

How to Give Tips and Advice on the Internet

Posted by Greig under: Humour .

  1. Be brief.
  2. Use superfluously expansive words.
  3. Don’t be afraid of contradiction.
  4. If you do need to repeat yourself for emphasis, don’t be afraid to say the same thing twice.
  5. Remember: the average internet user has a short attentio
  6. Try to be exciting!
  7. Put the tips on a webpage.

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29 December 2006 at 1:52 am.

Hey There,

wow that is funny, you are great. Welcome to the world of being awesome.

Max

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